House parties: there are two kinds of house parties in my eyes. House parties that are with your boys and life is good, and those that are at your boy's girl's house. The latter of the two is often times an epic failure, however you always want to support your bro. In cases such as these we find ourselves in such intricate dilemmas that it takes away from the free flowing opportunities you may have in any given evening. The solution? Blackout and refer to our previous post...

The end of a night. A night can end in many ways. Lots of times it ends early due to a blackout. Blacking out is an interesting concept. What it means to black out is to actually lose communication between the body and brain because of a lack of oxygen that inebriates the brain. Blackout tonight!

The X Files. The girls that we bury so deeply in our subconscious with the sole intent that no one ver discover the truth. It's Yo boi John

The Wheel should have a stingier height restriction policy. The fact that a certain Ginger counterpart is allowed to enter should give children of the world hope that no roller coaster is truly out of reach. -sincerely the mysterious sign painter