70 Million by Hold Your Horses ! (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erbd9cZpxps&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A Man of Many Talents

Donald Glover can do comedy...



...and he goes hard on the mic.

Movin Like Bernie

this has to be one of the coolest pieces of carpentry to be created. the time, planning, and precision put into this is only slightly less awesome than the space shuttle.

NASA Scientist Discovers Evidence of Alien Life:

NASA scientist Dr. Richard B. Hoover has found microfossils of bacteria within a extremely rare class of meteorite called CI1 carbonaceous chondrites. Using a scanning-electron microscope and a field emission electron-scanning microscope Dr. Hoover was able to discover and identify the fossils, stating, "The exciting thing is that they are in many cases recognizable and can be associated very closely with the generic species here on earth,” Some of the fossils, however, are quite odd. “There are some that are just very strange and don’t look like anything that I’ve been able to identify, and I’ve shown them to many other experts that have also come up stump.”

The full article can be found here.

-The Guy on the Couch

Ode to College

First Post:
In the final semester of college one must stop and reflect, how the hell did i live through all that? my guarding angel must be a work-a-holic after these four years. between wasted wrestling on a snowday, to "borrowing" mini motorcycles in stillwater, OK... its been a ride.

Rush plus a special guest

-JM-

Toasts

Every time I raise a beer with friends I feel the need to say something meaningful, but the only thing that comes to my lips is the rim of the glass.  To fill the moment of silence between pour and palate, I have dug up some old toasts that I have been collecting throughout the last few years. Enjoy.

-To women, song and beer, may they never be flat.

-Champagne costs too much,
 whiskey's too rough, 
vodka puts big mouths in gear.
 This little refrain
should help to explain 
why it's better to order a beer!

-Times are hard, and wagers are small, so drink more beer and fuck them all.

-For every wound, a balm. 
For every sorrow, cheer.  
For every storm, a calm. 
For every thirst, a beer.

-Here's to a long life and a merry one.
 A quick death and an easy one.
 A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!

-Gentlemen, start your livers!

-When we drink, we get drunk.
 When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
 When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
 When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
 So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-JM-

Using Balloons to Fly Isn't Fiction:

Although we may not be able to fly with helium in our jeans, we can fly with enough helium balloons. Check out this site to learn how to fly with cluster balloons.

Craft Beer and Food Pairing Chart

 

If you want to download this chart for yourself, here's the link.